Bing Bong Doodlebug Invents Paint That Dries Before You Finish Painting, Calls It 'Anti-Art'
'It's about the frustration,' Doodlebug explained. 'Art is suffering.'
Bing Bong Doodlebug has invented 'impatient paint,' which dries before you finish applying it. 'You can never complete a stroke,' Doodlebug explained. 'It's existential.' The paint comes in colors like 'Regret Red' and 'Abandoned Beige.' Artists have thrown their brushes down in despair. 'I captured nothing,' one painter said. 'Perfect,' Doodlebug replied. He's now developing 'gaslighting glitter' that 'changes color when you're not looking.'