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Billionaire Builds Luxury Doomsday Bunker With Infinity Pool and Sushi Chef

Billionaire Builds Luxury Doomsday Bunker With Infinity Pool and Sushi Chef
Apocalypse never looked so Instagrammable.

Tech mogul Elon Musk-wannabe announced his 500-foot underground paradise complete with a bowling alley and virtual reality windows showing fake sunsets. 'If the world ends, at least I'll be comfy,' he said while sipping champagne. Critics note the bunker has better WiFi than most countries.

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