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Bill Gravy Eats a Goat, Becomes the Goat. It's Confusing.

He now headbutts intruders and climbs on cars. 'I am become goat,' he says.

The Bill & Melinda Gravy Foundation now focuses on 'grass distribution and climbing enrichment.'

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