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Bees Hold Emergency Summit to Discuss Human Floral Fashion Crimes

Pollinators demand an end to tacky Hawaiian shirts.

The Hive Council issued a strongly worded buzz against offensive prints. 'Our flowers deserve better,' said Queen Bee #47. Florists report sudden bee protests outside stores selling plastic flowers.

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