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Bees Hold Emergency Summit Demanding Better Floral Fashion

Bees Hold Emergency Summit Demanding Better Floral Fashion
Pollinators are tired of tacky garden arrangements.

Queen Buzzella addressed the hive council about offensive flower patterns. 'Our petals deserve respect,' she buzzed. Florists report sudden bee protests outside stores selling plastic flowers.

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