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Bazillionaire Bling McBunker Builds Doomsday Palace With Rollercoaster

Bazillionaire Bling McBunker Builds Doomsday Palace With Rollercoaster
Apocalypse survival includes cotton candy machine.

Bling McBunker showed off his underground theme park bunker. 'End of the world? Let's ride!' he laughed while dodging fake meteors. Ticket prices for non-billionaires start at one kidney.

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