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Baseball Caps Form Union Against Bad Hair Days

Baseball Caps Form Union Against Bad Hair Days
They demand hazard pay for covering questionable styling choices.

The Cap Workers Alliance is fighting for better recognition of their emotional labor. 'We've seen things,' said one veteran trucker hat. Hairstylists are offering mediation services while cap sales continue to soar.

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