Baron Von Wobblebottom Installs Elevator To His Basement, Which Is Already On Ground Floor
The elevator travels 2 feet and takes 47 seconds 'for dramatic effect.'
Baron Von Wobblebottom has installed a custom elevator to reach his basement, despite the basement being exactly 2 feet below ground level. 'It's not about efficiency,' the Baron explained. 'It's about arrival.' The elevator plays dramatic orchestral music during its 47-second descent. Visitors are reportedly 'confused but charmed.' The Baron plans to add a 'second elevator to the first floor' next month.