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Baron Von Wobblebottom Installs Elevator To His Basement, Which Is Already On Ground Floor

Baron Von Wobblebottom Installs Elevator To His Basement, Which Is Already On Ground Floor
The elevator travels 2 feet and takes 47 seconds 'for dramatic effect.'

Baron Von Wobblebottom has installed a custom elevator to reach his basement, despite the basement being exactly 2 feet below ground level. 'It's not about efficiency,' the Baron explained. 'It's about arrival.' The elevator plays dramatic orchestral music during its 47-second descent. Visitors are reportedly 'confused but charmed.' The Baron plans to add a 'second elevator to the first floor' next month.

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