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Baron Von Snooze Installs Bed With Built-In Seatbelt To Prevent Getting Up

Baron Von Snooze Installs Bed With Built-In Seatbelt To Prevent Getting Up
The bed also has a snack drawer and a 'do not disturb' sign for life.

Baron Von Snooze, the inventor of the 'never-leave-bed' lifestyle, has unveiled a bed equipped with a five-point harness and snack dispenser. 'Getting up is a choice, and I choose not to,' Von Snooze declared from his horizontal throne. The bed also features a built-in coffee maker and a remote that controls the outside world. Critics call it 'concerningly lazy,' but Von Snooze calls it 'efficiency.' He hasn't left the bed in 11 days.

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