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Baron Von Snackington Opens Vending Machine That Gives You A Snack AND A Therapy Session

Baron Von Snackington Opens Vending Machine That Gives You A Snack AND A Therapy Session
'You bought chips because you're stressed,' the machine says. 'Let's talk about your childhood.'

Baron Von Snackington has installed 'The Emotional Eater,' a vending machine that dispenses snacks and unsolicited therapy. 'Insert $3,' the machine says. 'Receive chips. Also, why are you eating your feelings?' Users report feeling 'validated and attacked simultaneously.' 'It asked me about my relationship with my mother,' one user said, 'while giving me a candy bar. I'm not sure how to feel.'

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Tech#Satire#Food
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