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Baron Booo McShivers Demands Union Rights for All Haunted House Ghosts

Spectral workers want paid spooky time off.

Baron Booo McShivers led thousands of ghosts in a chain-rattling protest. 'No more free scares!' they moaned. Demands include better fog machines and dental plans for those with missing teeth. Homeowners are leaving polite notes and extra sheets.

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