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Barky McMayor Wins Election on Platform of Infinite Belly Rubs

First act: declare every day Treat Tuesday.

Barky McMayor was sworn in with a tennis ball in his mouth. Crime rates dropped as citizens focused on fetch instead of fighting. Opponent conceded with a pat on the head.

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Dogs#Election#Humor

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