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Banking App Starts Sending Breakup Texts to Overspending Customers

Banking App Starts Sending Breakup Texts to Overspending Customers
Financial ghosting reaches new levels of honesty.

FinGuard's new feature gently ends relationships with irresponsible spenders. 'It's not you, it's your shopping habits,' read one particularly kind message. Users report mixed feelings but improved saving rates.

📅 7 days ago ⏱️ 70s read #Finance#Apps#Breakups
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