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Bank Launches 'Debt Forgiveness Through Interpretive Dance' Program

Bank Launches 'Debt Forgiveness Through Interpretive Dance' Program
Owe $10k? Moonwalk your way to financial freedom.

First Empathy Bank introduced a revolutionary debt relief program where customers can dance their way out of financial trouble. Early participants report excellent results and significantly improved moods. Accountants are taking hip-hop classes.

📅 22 hrs ago ⏱️ 78s read #Finance#Dance#Debt
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