Bank Introduces 'Guilt-Free Spending' Account That Justifies Every Purchase You Make

MegaBank Financial has introduced a revolutionary new account type called 'You Deserve It' that uses AI to automatically justify any purchase you make. When you buy something, the app generates a detailed explanation for why this purchase was financially responsible and personally necessary. One user bought a $3,000 massage chair, and the app immediately generated a report stating 'This massage chair will pay for itself in 4 years by eliminating the need for human massage appointments, costing $200 per session.' Another user bought a $500 video game console and received a justification that read 'This will bring joy for 1,000 hours, that's $0.50 per hour of happiness, which is very efficient.' The bank says the service is designed to 'help customers feel better about their financial decisions.' Psychologists have raised concerns about 'the normalization of retail therapy.'