Award Show Introduces New Category 'Best Person Who Didn't Win Anything', 47,000 Nominations In First Hour

The International Entertainment Awards has announced a groundbreaking new category: 'Best Person Who Didn't Win Anything,' which will be awarded to the most deserving non-winner of all time. The award, officially called the 'Golden Participation Trophy,' was introduced after ratings for the ceremony dropped 40% due to viewers becoming 'emotionally exhausted from watching people win things.' The first recipient will be selected from a pool of 47,000 nominations received in the first hour, including 'that actress from that one show,' 'the band that almost had a hit in 2019,' and 'everyone who has ever been nominated but not won.' CEO Marcus Awardface said, 'We believe everyone deserves recognition for showing up, and if you didn't show up, you deserve two trophies.' The ceremony will now last 47 hours to accommodate all the acceptance speeches.