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Archaeologists Discover Ancient Delhi Traffic Jam Preserved In Amber, Dating To 1400 BCE

Archaeologists Discover Ancient Delhi Traffic Jam Preserved In Amber, Dating To 1400 BCE
The jam includes 47 bullock carts and one ox that appears to be attempting a U-turn.

A team from the Archaeological Survey of India announced the discovery of a perfectly preserved traffic jam encased in amber near Mehrauli, carbon-dated to approximately 1400 BCE. The specimen — described as 'extraordinary' in the ASI's press release and 'honestly not that surprising' by every resident of Delhi — contains 47 bullock carts, three palanquins, a panicked horse, and one ox in the middle of what analysts identified as 'a very ill-advised U-turn at a junction with no lanes.' A note scratched into the surface of one amber section, translated from an early form of Prakrit, reads: 'I should have taken the ring road.' Historians say this confirms Delhi's traffic culture is entirely consistent across 3,400 years.

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