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Algorithm Starts Trading Based on Your Coffee Order

Algorithm Starts Trading Based on Your Coffee Order
Complex market predictions derived from latte art.

FinTech startup MoodMarket uses your daily coffee choices to predict market movements. 'A flat white day means stability,' explained their chief analyst. Investors are now carefully considering their morning beverages.

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 69s read #Finance#Algorithms#Coffee
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