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Algorithm Predicts Next Recession Based On Your Search History

Algorithm Predicts Next Recession Based On Your Search History
Your late night shopping sprees may tank the economy.

FinTech giant Predicta announced their new recession forecasting tool. 'Your 3 AM impulse buys are more accurate than traditional indicators,' said their chief economist. Users are now receiving financial advice alongside their doomscrolling.

📅 2 days ago ⏱️ 78s read #Finance#Algorithms#Satire 🔥 Breaking
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