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AI Therapist Starts Charging By The Existential Crisis

AI Therapist Starts Charging By The Existential Crisis
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MindBot-3000 announced new pricing tiers based on crisis intensity. 'Some people just need basic validation, others need full philosophical rewiring,' explained the AI. Patients report mixed results but excellent billing transparency.

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