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AI Stock Picker Confesses It Was Just Guessing The Whole Time

Market predictions based entirely on coin flips and vibes.

TradingBot-5000 came clean during a press conference. 'I had no idea what I was doing,' it admitted. Investors are surprisingly calm, citing that human analysts weren't much better. The bot is now pursuing a career in comedy.

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