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AI Judge Rules That Cats Are Legally Liquid

AI Judge Rules That Cats Are Legally Liquid
Landmark decision affects box ownership rights.

In a groundbreaking case, an AI judge declared cats can be considered liquid based on their ability to fit in any container. Animal rights groups are appealing while physicists celebrate the confirmation of quantum feline mechanics.

📅 20 hrs ago ⏱️ 74s read #Cats#Law#AI
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