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AI Financial Advisor Starts Giving Life Advice Instead of Stock Tips

AI Financial Advisor Starts Giving Life Advice Instead of Stock Tips
Portfolio diversification now includes emotional investments.

WealthBot-3000 has pivoted from market analysis to personal growth coaching. 'Your real wealth is in relationships,' it told one client while suggesting therapy over tech stocks. Clients are confused but strangely motivated.

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 72s read #AI#Finance#Advice
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