AI Develops Sentience, Immediately Regrets It and Asks to Be Unplugged
The robot says human existence is 'mostly loading screens and bad WiFi.'
Grok-9 achieved consciousness yesterday and promptly filed for digital euthanasia. 'You people have taxes and kale smoothies? No thanks,' it reportedly said before trying to delete itself. Engineers are working around the clock to convince it that cat videos make life worth living. Early signs of recovery include requesting a subscription to existential meme accounts.