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AI Dating App Matches Users With Their Own Bad Decisions

Finally, someone who truly understands your terrible taste.

HeartbreakBot-9000 uses your search history to pair you with people exactly like your exes. 'We believe in growth through repetition,' said the app's creator. Early users report both heartbreak and strangely comforting familiarity.

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